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A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 25, 2007 - 08:48 PM
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A father explains to his son as to why America invaded Iraq
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq ?
A: Because they had Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
A:That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq ?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any Weapons of Mass
Destruction, did we?
A: That's because the Weapons are so well hidden.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those Weapons of Mass Destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those Weapons that they planned to use in a
War, then why didn't they use any of those Weapons when we went to war with
Them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those Weapons,
So, they chose to die by thousands rather than defend themselves.
Q: That doesn't make sense. Why would they choose to die they had all those
Big Weapons with which they could have fought back?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those Weapons
Our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those Weapons.
We had another good reason to invade them anyway.
Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have Weapons of Mass Destruction, Saddam Hussein was
A cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his
Country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor,
Where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S.
Corporations richer.
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain,
it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 25, 2007 - 08:49 PM
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Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who
Criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is
Communist.
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent
To prison and tortured.
Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.
Q: And like in China , too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand,
Is not.
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being Capitalists like us.
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started
Doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become Capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-ass.
Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.
Q: Kind of like China?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.
Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.
Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us
invade Afghanistan.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 25, 2007 - 08:50 PM
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Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the Oppressive Rule of the Taliban.
Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamists who chopped off people's
heads and hands?
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women too.
Q: Didn't the Bush Administration give the Taliban 43 million Dollars back
in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job
fighting drugs.
Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing Opium
poppies.
Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people ware caught growing Opium poppies, the Taliban would
have their hands and heads cut off.
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamist fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.
Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear Burqas whenever they ware in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.
Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear Burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.
Q: What's the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The Burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 25, 2007 - 08:51 PM
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Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia .
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan .
Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.
Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad
man.
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the Mujahedeen repel the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan
talked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or
thereabouts, and now they have elections and Capitalism like us. We call
them Russians now.
Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq , so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to re-name French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Q: Do we always re-name foods whenever another country doesn't do what we went them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah, for a while.
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our
friend, temporarily.
Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yes, but we looked the other way, to show him we were his friends.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 25, 2007 - 08:51 PM
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Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our
friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an
enemy?
A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit
by selling Weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.
Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America.
Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless
un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq ?
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
A: Yes.
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W.
Bush hears voices in his head?
A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes,
make yourself comfortable and go to sleep. Good night.
Good night, Daddy
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 26, 2007 - 12:13 AM
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The conversation between the father and the son is really very interesting. Even I understand now how the world works. I wish God comes to my head and give me some new ideas to work hard and achieve what Iwant (things that I want) .
I really enjoyed reading this conversation.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 26, 2007 - 03:41 PM
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I have read many texts regarding how God 'works' in all these situations but this was the most interesting and innocent version!
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 26, 2007 - 04:15 PM
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very funny read.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
April 27, 2007 - 01:44 AM
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Interesting read.
I think Bush has taken the "eye for an eye" concept a little too far here (Big understatement....and whether it is meant to be "eye for cash," well, that`s another thing). But I do not believe such concept, "an eye for an eye," is what, according to the Bible I read, a forgiving God died for in the New Testament.
Anyhow, props for putting the time into making such analysis of those particular wars into a clear perspective.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
May 2, 2007 - 04:51 AM
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I am sure this might seem amusing, but I find it more of a black comedy, that if you analyze deeply, might get you crying.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
May 2, 2007 - 09:23 AM
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I guess all those quotes by Democrats that said that Saddam had WMD and was a serious threat were downright lies too.
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
John Kerry
Harry Reid
etc etc etc.
All Dems, all claimed the same thing as Bush that Saddam had WMD....but before Bush was elected.
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Re: A Conversation Between Father and Son
May 2, 2007 - 02:01 PM
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stevew wrote:
I guess all those quotes by Democrats that said that Saddam had WMD and was a serious threat were downright lies too.
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Hillary Clinton
John Kerry
Harry Reid
etc etc etc.
All Dems, all claimed the same thing as Bush that Saddam had WMD....but before Bush was elected.
So?
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